Contest nonsenseMy great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after volcanoes because you'll only end up with a ziggurat in your uvula." I never quite understood his advice until one Halloween, I was gardening with my best friend Delashondra. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was egregious and spooky sounds came from deep within. Delashondra saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!